Ireland is renowned for it's literary talents, the humour & slant on life is second to none. Some of our famous residents & worldly friends have coloured the lives of many with their wit & views.. The list follows of some great quotes... enjoy!
"Quotes & Sayings"
The Irish ~ A complicated mechanism, for turning Guinness into urine!
Niall Tobin.
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Never cry when it's over ~ just smile that it happened in the first place...
Tara Murphy.
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Ireland is where strange tales begin ~ and happy endings are possible...
Charles J. Haughey.
Nothing is impossible ~ impossible just takes a little bit longer... Charles J. Haughey.
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I was elected by the women of Ireland, who instead of rocking the cradle, rocked the system. Mary Robinson-Former President of Ireland from 1990 to 1997
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In the name of my father... Gerry Conlon
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In 1969 I gave up alcohol ~ it was the worst 20 minutes of my life...
George Best.
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True friends, stab you in the front... Oscar Wilde. Oascar Wilde. Dancing ~ the verticle expression of a horizontal desire...
Oscar Wilde.
Always forgive your enemies ~ it annoys them even more...
Oscar Wilde.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink~God bless her. Brendan Behan (1923-1964)
I was court-martialed in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Brendan Behan (1923-1964)
Ihave never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse..
Brendan Behan (1923-1964)
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I saw a sign that said drink Canada dry ~ so I started..
Peter O' Toole.
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God created alcohol so that people like me could get laid as well..
Sinead Murphy.
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To be a good liar ~ you must have a good memory..
Boycie..
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May your roof never fall in & may the friends below it never fall out..
Unknown.
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Where there is a will ~ their is a realative..
Unknown.
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Muhammad Ali I run on the road, long before I dance under the lights.
Muhammad Ali
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
Muhammad Ali
I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.
Muhammad Ali
I'll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.
Muhammad Ali
I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
Muhammad Ali
I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.
Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.
Muhammad Ali
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong.
Muhammad Ali
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John F. Kennedy Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963)
Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) The best road to progress is freedom's road.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963) You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963)
All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean.
And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail or to watch it -- we are going back from whence we came.
John F. Kennedy President of USA (1917 - 1963)
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Sean Faulkner.